Though mystery (so I've thought) is good, I figure it probably seems that we're just lazy not to have posted on here since 2012. Or perhaps it's seemed that the band is on the rocks. Well, here's a post to say that neither is particularly true. I'm moving to Toronto next week, but Slow Dancers will carry on:

Our three souls therefore, which are one,  
    Though I must go, endure not yet  
A breach, but an expansion,  
    Like gold to aery thinness beat. 

Absence may yet prove a blessing, Dear Reader. Anyways, buy our cd.